Monday, 25 March 2013

ROCKING AND SMART BACKBENCHERS


                         BACKBENCHER ARE SMART, INTELIGENT AND ALWAYS ROCK.
                     



 Friends backbenchers are always understand  stupid ,careless and nonsense  by every teachers and other  ,everyone think that they will be never do anything and they come in class for only attendance and for time pass. But I think backbenchers are not stupid not careless  and not nonsense  but they are very smart , very intelligent and they can do everything that they want .
                            

Lets know that why backbenchers are intelligent ,smart  because I am also a backbencher  other student enter in the class from the front door to sit front than I always enter  form back door to sit you know what I am saying so I personally visualize these in our daily college and school life it is not story of me ,your but it is the story of almost every class of every college and school. Lets prove us that why we(backbenchers) are intelligent and smart.

Please give concentration on following cases.

Case 1: suppose teacher give any assignment yesterday to learn and today ask then.

Teacher :-  tell me the definition of  let xyz then.

Front benches student:-  tell the definition .

Teacher:-  ( with a little anger)you are not completely correct but near about the answer give concentration what I teach in class sit down .


Middle benches student:-  tell the answer.

Teacher :-  (with anger) it is rubbish it was that  what I thought  you sit down.
Back benchers:- Stand and slowly tell sir, yesterday I was absent .

Teacher:-  (there are no chance to teacher to tell anything )  and gently say sitdown.
It was the reason why back benchers are smart and always rocks.

Case 2 : Teachers always notice and remember backbenchers . spouse student goes to teacher and ask about their attendance.

Students :- please tell me my attendance of this month.
Teacher tell to student.

When front benchers ask:- I don’t  eject remember but I think 20 or 21 days in this month.

When  middle benchers ask:-  I don’t  know I have to see attendance sheet.

When backbenchers ask:-  teacher    immediately say just 5 days only.
That why backbenchers are so smart and intelligent that every teacher always remember and always notice them.

Case3 :-spouse teachers give the assignment to  submit after 10 days in several subjects the.

Front benchers student:- start to complete the assignment from first day and work daily 1 to 2 hour on the assignment and complete that till last date .   

Middle benches student :- start to complete the assignment from first day and work daily 2 to 4 hour daily on assignment and submit till last day.

Backbenchers student :- start at last day and work just 3 to 4 hour and summit on time before all student.
That’s  why the backbenchers are smart, intelligent and always rock.

Case 4:- Backbenchers have a great social awareness.
Spouse  a beautiful girl come from another department   and someone ask about  that girl then.

Front benches student reply :- I don’t know her I never seen her.(no social touch)
Middle benches student reply:- I don’t know more about her but I have seen several time here.(have social touch but not social awareness).
Backbenchers student:- Oh! that girl  tell me man that what you want to know about her , they immediately tell  her name , department ,year, semester ,facebook id, her friends name and some time contact no also(it show that they have a great social awareness and social touch).
That’s why backbenchers are smart, intelligence and always rock.

Case 5:- when results comes then student before the notice board.

Front benchers:- oh! no  just  80% shit I was prepare for 85 or 90.(they become sad and abuse their luck).

Middle benchers:- oh! No this time also I cannot come in top ten shit!.(they also become sad and abuse his  luck).

Backbenchers :- oh! My  god this time  also I passed in all subject without reading .just celebrate (they become very happy and celebrate and thanks his luck.)
Means they know to be happy in every case.
 That’s why backbenches are always  smart, intelligent , happy and rocks
So don’t be shamed to called backbenchers. Just enjoy  because you know 



BACKBENCHES ARE SMART,INTELLIGENCE AND ALWAYS ROCK.     



  

EVERYBODY IS CORRUPT OR NO ONE IS CORRUPT


                   EVERYBODY IS CORRUPT OR NO ONE  IS CORRUPT           

 

Aaj har  news channel aur news paper me ek news hai jo hame comman dikhti hai vah hai corruption, agar ham dekhe to corruption matr   english ke 10 character se milker bana ek word hai par aaj yahi word har kisi ke juban par chaya hua hai, spacialy agar ham india me dekhe to ham paayege ki yaha to corrupt banne ki hod si lagi hai , har vykti es hod me ek dusre se aage nikalna chahta hai aur apne aap ko sabse bada corrupt sabit karna chahta. Aaye din hame news me sunane ko mil jata hai ki hamare phla neta ne 10000000 ka ghotala kiya to kisi ne ins eek kadam aur  aage nikal gaye aur is rasi ke dahine taraf ek zero aur bada diya do kisi ne do zero bada diye. Aur jo jitna bada corrupt vah utna famous. Hamare neta hi nahi balki hamare any adhikari  aur karmchari bhi hai  sab apne lebal par corruption karte hai jisse jitna ban pata hai. Aur is corruption me jo dhan loota jata hai vah hota kiska hai, vah hota hai aam janta ka kyoki jo corruption karte hai vah itne imandar jarror hote hai ki vah apna dhan nahi lootate hai isliye vah tax aadi ki pahle hi chori kar lete hai taki baad me unhe aapna hi paisa na lootna pade vah jante hai ki is nek kaam ke liye hamari janta ki khoon paseene ki kmayi hai hi jise ham aram se pani kit rah bha sakte hai.                     Agar kisi ko corrupt ke list se alag rakha jata hai to vah hai hamari aam janta jinke bare me kha jata hai ki vah vah kisi ko lootate nahi hai balki log unhe lootate hai chaye vo professional lootere ho dhongi baba ho ya   haamare neta ho .                     Par mera manana hai ki asali corrupt  hamare neta nahi , hamare aadhikari ya bade karmchari nahi balki hamari bholi bhali aur nirdosh kahi jaane vaali janta hai, ham hai , aap hai aur har ek aam aadmi.     Aap soch rahe honge ki mai ye kah rha hoo sayad mai paagal ho gya hoo par mai paagal nahi hoo , kuch der baad aap bhi yahi kahenge ki kahi na kahi ye sach hai aiye ham apne daily life ko karib se dekhte hai aur sochte hai ki aaj jis tarah se currption bad gaya hai uske liye kaun jimedar hai, ham, aap ya koi aur.                 Har ek vykti apne tode se aaram aur laabh ke liye currption ko badava de rha hai apne dhyan diya ho to aap jab bhi kisi lambhi line me khade hoote hai chahe vah line rasan ki line ho ticket ki line ho ya aur kisi ki line ho line me muskil se ek minut bhi aap khade nahi huye honge ki aapke dimag turant aaya hoga ki kaas koi 10-5 le leta aur mera kaam turant kar deta to kitna aacha rahata, ye aap hi nahi balki har insaan yahi  sochta aur hamari yahi soch corruption ko badati hai ,is samay yah hame currption nahi laga  par jara sochiye agar aap line me first ya second number par hai aur tab aap ki baari aati hai aur saamne baitha admi aap se vahi 10-5 maange tab aap ka kaam kare to yahi aapko currption lagne lagega jo ki kuch samay pahle aap svaym use den ke liye teiyar the  is tarah ham currption ko badava dete hai ko ki jab hamari madat karti hai to vah hamare liye aacha hota hai par yahi jab hame nuksaan pahunchati hai to yahi hamare liye currption ban jati hai.                              Isi  prakar jab koi tender nikalta hai to use pane ke liye koi bilder 10000 to koi 20000  ghoos dene ke kiye taiyar ho jaata hai, par yahi koi pahli baar jab bisnus suru karta hai aur tender paas karne ke liye jab aadhikari usse vah paisa khud maangta hai ghoos ke roop me to vah use currption najar aata hai.
Isi prakar har aam vayakti aapne apne daily life me  aapne lebal par currption ko badava deta hai jiski jitni takat hota hai vah utna currption karta hai aut use badava deta hai jo 1000 kamata hai vah 10 rs ka currption ko badava deta hai ya khud karta hai jo 10000 kamata hai vah 100 rs ka aur jo karodo me kmata hai vah laakh me  aur yahi corruption jab national air global roop me ho  jata hai to tab ham kisi ek ka naam lekar roote rahte hai ki phla vykti bhut corrupt hai aur system me corruption aa gya hai par ham yah nahi sochte hai ki use us corruption ko karne ke liye takat to hmi logo ne diya hai.              Mera manna hai ki in sab me hamare neta  bade nirdosh hote hai kyuki koyi bhi leder jo hota hai vah kai aam logo ka netritv karne vaala hota hai matlab ek leder aakel kuch nahi hota hai usme kai aam logo ki takat hoti hai dosre point of view se hamare ek currupt leder  jo aaj krodo rupye ka currption karte hai aur janta unhe gali deti hai real me vah koi currupt insaan nahi hai balki vah to kai currupt logo ka netritv kaarne vala ek aam insaan hai jiske paas kai 10 rs, 100 rs , 1000 rs aur lakh ruye kacurption karne valo ka power hai jo ki vse maine diya hai , aapne diya hai, ham sab ne diya hai to vah kyu na karoro ka currption kare.                       “Change will not come,
                         If we wait for some other person or some other time.
                        We are the ones we've been waiting for.
                          We are the change that we seek. “
                  "SUMMRY OF THIS STORY IS THAT IF WILL NOT GIVE ANYTHIG THAN NOONE HAS DARE TO TAKE IT FROM OUR POCKET, BUT IF WE GIVE THE 10 RS THE THE DIFFNETLY WILL TAKE 100 RS.